The secret is out, CPL discovered that I am really Sarah Jessica Parker (SJP) in disguise. I dress down and take off those cfm shoes while in the presence of TDDoC, so no one knows who I really am. It still is a secret, so don’t tell anyone.
F’ing CPL was given the directive last night to do stats. Since we are still waiting for Day 12 stats from Year 11 (?) from him, I was appointed as back-up stat writer. Imagine, never having worked for RCA, GE, Astro, or Lockheed, how was I ever selected for this honor to be bestowed upon me?
Tonight, we meet at City Streets Cafe, www.citystreetscafe.com
510 Rt. 130 South
East Windsor, NJ 08520
Phone: 609-426-9400
Arrive to Big Fish to see Ska, Scugi and F’ing CPL, two of the three drinking chocolate martinis! Seems to be the drink of choice for many throughout the night. CPL had been there since noon, so he was well underway to an alcoholic induced stupor early on.
Su was walking out to go eat – said they ran out of food at the BF, so she had to go elsewhere. Must be finishing the Delorenzo’s pie from the previous night, which I might add, was rudely not shared with the group.
Talking about the state of the economy, and me being the non-engineer, but finance type, there is a direct correlation of the TDDoC and the financial position of the organizations where we frequent, and where we work, that I must direct your attention. I can think of nothing more enjoyable than sharing these financial thoughts with you, and putting you all to sleep. The benefit of sleeping is that you will be well rested for this evenings’ events’. Let’s start with the establishments frequented. We are all doing our fare share of improving the economy and generously parting with our hard earned wages, offering such wages to the good (and the bad) servers that pour us drinks. They, in turn, will spend money on their families, buying Holiday gifts of extreme proportions, thanks to our good will. The only negative here is that some of us, names not mentioned, get too drunk to drive home (eh, hem : G-man, F’ing CPL), and must be driven by the non-drinkers in the group, thus polluting the air with unnecessary fuel consumption. The engineers can expand upon the environmental impact of this excessive driving.
Then we have our places of employment. The price paid of the lost productivity is enormous, commencing with the first day after TDDoC starts, and ending with Christmas Eve Day. Bleary eyed individuals enter their place of employment and attempt to be productive alas only to find that by the time they gather their thoughts, it is time to relocate to that evenings’ location. Thousands of dollars are lost in production, which will never be recovered. There is no financial gain to our companies from the TDDoC.
We had a celebrity sighting – Norm from Cheers! However, he had a NY accent, did not quite fit the Norm we all know and love.
Trent and Kimchick are still neck-in-neck over life time points. It was suggested that Trent’s performance in school is suffering as a result of his daily visits to……the bars! Oh, if only his teachers knew the truth. I overheard Kimchick being asked by one of Norm’s friends if “that boy” was drinking, referring to the younger E-Man. Kimchick’s reply…you’re drinking in a bar, aren’t you?
Donna and Dorian made appearances two nights in a row! Will they go for three?
Missing was Alba, now Re-becca has one point up on her. Re-becca has graciously offered to write stats one night, to ensure her lead position as rookie of the year remains intact.
E-man was heard saying that CPL needs to 'man up', but in a feminine way.....
As is customary, the bill at the end of the night was left unpaid by some, so the few suckers that stayed till closing, incurred serious financial damage. Ska indicated those guilty will be killed (specifically CPL).
Running stats:
| Day 6 - Big Fish |
|
| Alba | 3 |
| Alli | 1 |
| Andrew | 4 |
| Angela (Benny friend) | 1 |
| Art Nuefeld | 1 |
| Benny | 4 |
| BIG LOU | 1 |
| Billionaire Pat Worth | 2 |
| Bobo | 3 |
| Bode | 1 |
| Brett S | 1 |
| Bubba | 1 |
| Buttercup (PB ¬ for Princess Bride) | 1 |
| Celeste | 2 |
| Chaty | 4 |
| Chaty¹s friend | 2 |
| Chaty¹s wife | 1 |
| Cheryl | 4 |
| Christine S (C-Sel) | 2 |
| Chuck D | 1 |
| Cole Howard | 6 |
| CPL (Crack Pipe Larry) | 2 |
| Dave (Felicia¹s husband) | 2 |
| Dmile | 3 |
| Donna | 2 |
| Dorian | 2 |
| Ed (Kimchick friend) | 1 |
| Eman | 6 |
| Eric T | 1 |
| Erin (Kimchick friend) | 2 |
| Felicia | 5 |
| German Michael | 2 |
| Gman | 6 |
| Goettle | 2 |
| Hans | 1 |
| Harry | 1 |
| Heather C | 2 |
| Heather S | 1 |
| Jason | 1 |
| Jerry (Mertz friend) | 1 |
| John W | 1 |
| Julian | 3 |
| Julie Nuefeld | 1 |
| Kaden | 1 |
| Katherine | 2 |
| Kimchick | 5 |
| Laura | 2 |
| Lisa Eman | 5 |
| Lori (Cole Wife) | 1 |
| Maria (the Swede) | 1 |
| Mark Pokryska ( x-S/A guy) | 1 |
| Mertz | 1 |
| Milot | 6 |
| Mindy | 1 |
| Mosso | 6 |
| Mrs. Scugi | 1 |
| Pam Toft | 1 |
| Pods | 5 |
| Polo | 2 |
| Randy | 3 |
| Randy¹s Coworker from Jacksonville | 1 |
| REBECCA | 5 |
| Reese | 2 |
| Rich Toft | 1 |
| Sandor | 1 |
| Scugi | 6 |
| Sharon A | 2 |
| Sharon H | 2 |
| Ska | 4 |
| Su | 6 |
| Tamps | 6 |
| Trent Eman | 4 |
| Tytla | 2 |
| Webster (The general) | 1 |
| Will T | 1 |
| Yo | 5 |
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