watching football (and winning my cpl fffl game), writing stats here on sunday evening from couple notes written down saturday morning.... prolly should have wrote stats on saturday morning when memories more fresh, seemed little more funny.... anyway now, putting stats in bullet form as that is the way i remember things after more than a day or so ago......am sure missing plenty of things....so others fill in…………
Also Note: below are links for 2 fun games to play (hopefully they will get thru the filter)......1st one is an XMAS game, 2nd is a game that tiger and elin are prolly playing (this 2nd game is pretty funny, maybe a little brutal, watch out when u select the shoe) ......(would have put these games at the end of stats, but since this stats has gotten out of control long, figured would put the games at the front as 85.3% people prolly won't read the stats to the end.............
XMAS Game
(note place santa facing and a little in front of chimney on roof, then hit cntrl to dump presents)
Tiger & Elin
Winberrys:
* Gman, Su, Lisa, Eman slamming down the drinks, especially gman with his poland spring bottle flask filled with grey goose....great idea, i think i may start bringing one of those water bottles filled with some molson ice XX.X
* Mertz tilting back some drinks..... he definitely made the right choice to blow off his x-mas caroling duties in front of the Palmer Square Xmas tree and get smashed instead.
* Scugi finds me and threatens my tddoc point from previous tddoc nite as he thinks i only left a fin for my drinks and irish quesadillas…..told him to pound sand as i wasn't on his tab and that I was paying for my beers as I drank....agree a fin for the appetizer was little lite, so whatever, take the point..... just becareful of crosswalks.......
* Some of the tddoc group are looking in amazement at ESPN on tv where tiger wood's statement is displayed stating his indefinite leave from golf.....great idea tiger, now u are going to have more free time on your hands to get in trouble, at least on the course u are on camera and can't bag some ho...although lot of times they don't put him on tv much when walking from the green to the next tee.. ...maybe this week the golf cart beer girl will be the next coming out on tmz.....
* Yo takes a cell call goes outside to hear better and leaves his camera on bar, then we get word we are going to next bar, so i pick up yo's camera and head out side to go to next bar......miss yo walking back in bar....outside looking for yo, i ask somebody if they have seen him, they say he is in the bar looking for his camera that may have just been stolen (WB bartender told yo that some homeless looking guy just took off with camera on the bar).....anyways I walk in WB and just yell YO!.... like 15 people turn around, fortunately one of them was Yo and I give him his camera....he is very relieved, stating that he was sh*ting bricks as he had some photos on there that he didn't want to end up on TMZ and then have to go on some kind of indefinite leave of ......whatever....never-mind, he got his camera back....
Walking over to Tap room:
* gman gingerly walking to next bar....worried about spilling his grey goose flask or maybe little sore from the snip, snip surgery (crinch!!!!) that morning....
* we pass the pay phones in palmer square, lisa is amazed pay phones still exist...i look at those pay phones and tell the story of how at those very pay phones almost to the day, 29 years ago, dec, 1978 (ancient history) i called my parents to pick me up in princeton, home for xmas from freshman year at johnson and wales college in providence, RI...they assumed i had taken the train to princeton (we lived near rocky hill) from the money that they had sent me money to buy a train tix home for.......but i had blown that money on party'n my @ss off and had to hitch hike home to princeton from providence, RI ( I made great time and partied drink, smoke with a couple of the rides, not much more time spent than if i taken the train)... note besides spending a lot of that train home money at "ye old college pub" across from my dorm in downtown providence, part of that money was spent on having a huge blow out end of semester party in our gangs section of the dorm hall....legendary party that got out of control, and we got written up….. me and a couple buddys had to see the college dean and were lectured and put on probation (pretty similar to the dean office scene in animal house, "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son")....also note that .maybe i should have listened to his advise, but I didn't and partied so much that at end of fresh year, i ended up failing out and being kicked out of my johnson and wales travel and tourism degree program........only to go back to college for electrical engineering in 1982 to graduate on the deans list (of course while party'n) .....anyways, i digress..... back to tddoc # 3...........
Tap Room:
* Gman talking about his snip, snip procedure earlier that day and i tell him that it is a known fact that sometimes when they fix male dogs, they stop lifting their leg to take a leak and start squatting down like a female dog....so i warn him in the coming weeks he may start sitting down to take a leak instead of standing up.....he laughs if off, but also has a kind of worried look on his face......keep us posted gman....
* yo, cole and i talk about 1989 manasquan beach summer house stories, many stories, some maybe even some too crazy for TDDOC stats....but here a few of the stories we reminisced.......how i saw yo's beach girlfriend naked b4 he did it (she came out of shower walked in the shore house bed room where i was in getting something from my bag and she was all casual about it, drying her hair, etc, etc didn't mind me being there (i thought she would have flipped out when she saw me)...1st nite of the summer, house when i drank a whole liter bottle of ouzo and yo found me in the gutter in the street and then going out after that an drinking more and getting in trouble and then waking up in the shore house (after breaking in the house thru a window ) the next morning with screen window on my face and and only in my underwear, lost everything, wallet keys . shirt, pants, hat, shoes, socks (had to hotwire my 68 firebird hot rod to get home as lost keys) and this was the 1st weekend of the shore house!!!! etc, etc ...yo getting robbed while sleeping on the beach with his girlfriend....by a crazy kid .....with a wiffle ball bat.....our 8 keg party down there at the shore house ....drinking the mat drink at osprey bar at the end of the nite.....and mcrane’s plainsboro house parties...like that one party when at about 1am a mess of people stripped down to nothing ( i still had my softball cleats on, but nothing else ) and crashed the neighbors pool and the guy and wife and i kept waving at them and doing cannonballs off their diving board right in front of them, mcCrane was furious at me when i finally came back the house, he said everybody inside……many other drinking stories from shore houses and mccrane’s plainsboro house parties…..
* Polo brings a couple of us to the nassau inn lobby to show us the red room (furniture, carpet all in red) , but there was a private function there....i remember this lobby because once years ago while drinking in princeton in summer we stopped in the tap room and walked around the place and of all things in the men's room across this red room, I walked in there to take a leak and there in the urinal somebody had taken a huge dump....it stunk to h*ll, and just looked funny as h*ll, i just start cracking up and run out and there and tell the anne, my brother and his wife, they can’t believe it…… my brother goes in and comes out rolling laughing.....we then went down to the tap room and when left the place went by the down stairs lobby and the bathroom there (where the toy soldiers and the xmas tree was last fri nite) and the janitors have that bathroom closed and are cleaning it up...i tell them bout the bathroom upstairs and they say they know and will clean that next.....he also said that this was apparently from a disgruntled worker who got fired very recently and this was his revenge.......anyways i told tamps that this was the place of that story and he cracked up , told polo that something funny once happened near the red room in the men's room and she gave me a funny look , so i figured and would not push it and not tell her that story after her hi-class tour view of the red room….. didn't have the heart to take it into the gutter....
* many other discussions, everyone having a good time at the tap room.
* scugi leaves when we start out for the next bar....believe this was due to him being afraid, since at midnite he was turning 65 he would have to do 65 shots of pabst blue ribbon or some other quality drink.....
GreaseSpoon Grill
* Everyone drinking, having good time....Becky drinking sampling their many tap beers, kimchek's wife has been drinking a martini at every tddoc bar and says the one here is the best one she has had...maybe related to the price as this place ain't cheap ....becky and her get into a debate about whether martinis get u messed up...becky says the only time she was messed up was when she was camping and drinking tequila and in that case she was wrecked big time...
* Yo gets a pix of this woman next to us with this hip wader boots, he did it with out her knowing, i was directing his shot and he then took the pix, finally got the shot....pretty cool
* Yo is talking to this asian gril at bar, she is drinking a super red martini and becky says she was adding sweet and low to it...anyway yo is rapping to her, trying to get her to join his t-rex short arm theory association or something and they are talking alot, he takes her pix, he mentions tddoc and she says something about she knows about tddoc....more about this later at the next bar.....
* geottle , russ are recruiting some blonde girl into tddoc and she is good looking and hanging all over geottle and we get some pix....she has some other girl friends there but there are not as friendly as this blonde who won't give her name, but we nickname her "trixie"…. Goettle gives her the tddoc site, but can't get her and friends to go to the next bar , everyone is getting ready to go to.
* tddoc Iron man eman walks from the bar saying he is going home and mutters something like:
"I am deeply aware of the disappointment and hurt that my leaving tddoc early tonite has caused to so many people, most of all my wife and children. I want to say again to everyone that I am profoundly sorry and that I ask forgiveness. It may not be possible to repair the liver damage I've done, but I want to do my best to try.
I would like to ask everyone, including my peeps, the good people at my tranny garage, beer fest partners, the TDDOC Tour, and my fellow PA TDDOC competitors, for their understanding. What's most important now is that my family has the time, privacy, and safe haven we will need for my personal liver healing.
After much soul searching, I have decided to take an indefinite break from TDDOC. I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and drinker.
Again, I ask for privacy for my family and I am especially grateful for all those who have offered me beers and cheesy bar jokes during this difficult period."
Everyone was in shock, we never thought he would be the one, he always the rock...rumor is he may be on the couch with oprah this week......also go to tmz.com for more details.
Sotto (old annex)
* Ska informs us he sold the wrangler at donation auction for $575, and he saw burkholder at orbital sciences, musso says he has seen hawker at newtown, but has not seen him out at any hh's or anything, everybody wondering where BB or hawker is…. tell some stories years ago of when the dry heave sinus kag team got politely kicked out of this place when it was annex once for swearing being loud, drunk and just basically drunkards...we always refer to it as a polite kick out as they cut off and the held door for us , unlike other bars where we got kicked out of where bouncers sometimes literally picked us up and threw us out the door onto the street (i.e. stone pony in Asbury park), or loudly demanded for us to leave NOW!!!!!!, etc, etc…………….
* Ska looking at Yo dig. Camera pix from the nite and sees at pix of the asian girl that yo was recruiting to his t-rex short arm theory assoc., from the greasespoon grill.... ska and tamps start flipping out saying that is the CAC…..the Crazy Asian Chic who was at a TDDOC long ago at BF when they met her and she was nuts.....how she explained she once had $ex with a dude and while probing around she felt what turned out to be colonscopy bag and she did some weird things with that....she drove to chicago once to do some weird stuff.....the stories had us all laughing.....
* around midnite, Everyone getting ready for one more bar, some people bailing....including myself as rumor is there is a check point at mrs G's on route one and there maybe others and i have top drive back to yardley, pa.....when i left Princeton park garage in my mustang cobra (hi-performance, loud exhaust) I had a princeton cop tail me, on my bumper all the way to the lawrence border ...amazingly he didn't pull me over....
Last Bar - Alchemist and Barrister - Tamps or someone else to provide stats addendum............
TDDOC day 4 recommendation, great sports bar, many tvs, good bar food, some crazy peeps:
Slocum's Bowl-O-Drome
1675 Pennington Road, Ewing, NJ, (609) 882-0661
A guess at the Attendees (somebody correct if needed):
Ska
Yo
Tamps
Goettle
Mosso
Pods
Mertz
Rease (sp?)
Jerry
Celeste
Polo
Gman
Su
benny
benny's friend
Eman
lisa eman
Scugi
Maria
Cole Howard
Cole's wife ( Lori?)
Randy
Kimchick
Cheryl
Cheryl's friend man
Cheryl's friend woman
REBECCA
Milot
Demile
Alba
Chris Bodi
2 of Chris' friends (at least)
Bubba
2009 TDDOC totals:
| Alba | 2 |
| Alli | 1 |
| Andrew | 1 |
| Angela (Benny friend) | 1 |
| Art Nuefeld | 1 |
| Benny | 2 |
| BIG LOU | 1 |
| Bobo | 2 |
| Bode | 1 |
| Brett S | 1 |
| Bubba | 1 |
| Buttercup (PB ¬ for Princess Bride) | 1 |
| Celeste | 1 |
| Chaty | 2 |
| Chaty¹s friend | 2 |
| Chaty¹s wife | 1 |
| Cheryl | 2 |
| Christine S (C-Sel) | 1 |
| Chuck D | 1 |
| Cole Howard | 3 |
| CPL (Crack Pipe Larry) | 1 |
| Dave (Felicia¹s husband) | 2 |
| Dmile | 2 |
| Ed (Kimchick friend) | 1 |
| Eman | 3 |
| Eric T | 1 |
| Erin (Kimchick friend) | 1 |
| Felicia | 2 |
| German Michael | 1 |
| Gman | 3 |
| Goettle | 2 |
| Hans | 1 |
| Heather C | 1 |
| Heather S | 1 |
| Jason | 1 |
| Jerry (Mertz friend) | 1 |
| John W | 1 |
| Julian | 1 |
| Julie Nuefeld | 1 |
| Kaden | 1 |
| Katherine | 1 |
| Kimchick | 3 |
| Laura | 1 |
| Lisa Eman | 2 |
| Lori (Cole Wife) | 1 |
| Mark Pokryska ( x-S/A guy) | 1 |
| Mertz | 1 |
| Milot | 3 |
| Mosso | 3 |
| Mrs. Scugi | 1 |
| Pam Toft | 1 |
| Pods | 3 |
| Polo | 1 |
| Randy | 2 |
| Randy¹s Coworker from Jacksonville | 1 |
| REBECCA | 3 |
| Rich Toft | 1 |
| Scugi | 3 |
| Sharon A | 1 |
| Sharon H | 1 |
| Ska | 1 |
| Su | 3 |
| Tamps | 3 |
| Trent Eman | 1 |
| Tytla | 1 |
| Webster (The general) | 1 |
| Will T | 1 |
| Yo | 2 |
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