Day 9 Stats: The Presidents

Part 1, by Scugi

3:54 PM an urgent email from Crack Pipe makes all connected TDDoCers alert of a horrific accident at 295 and Route 1, an area that should be avoided at this time of year at all costs. Scugi is coming from the South and sees no problems and arrives at the LEB at 5:15 PM only to find Uji sitting a table, by himself, doing a double handed faceplant. He obviously believes he has been duped, there are no Euro barmaids and a wall menu in Polish, and he is going to spend the night looking for the right location. I put his mind at ease. He spills his guts to me for a few minutes and then relates an incredible exciting TCE (Thermal Control Electronics) story where the entire DMSP program hung on 100 Delrin washers which he was able to expedite,whew!

Mosso arrives and immediately assigns me the job of putting together stats, I was planning to write them anyway and letting him feel that he now has stepped into a position of power is good for his ego, after all he did break his @ss this year, tough muddered and put over 50 balls into the woods at PCC (more about Woods later)

Sophia and Reese arrive, Reese is feeling the TDDoC effects or is catching the typical Christmas throw up, scratchy throat thingy and she has been stuck in traffic for an hour coming from P'ton. Aldona stolls in and immediately takes over the job of LEB shift lead. We place food orders, Uji asks for sausage and Aldona almost tosses him from the bar, there is no sausage in Poland. LEB rapidly fills with partyers before our food arrives, more food orders go in, we bring the kitchen to its knees, in no time at all there are at least 16 meals on the tables, Aldona does it single handedly (well she doesn't cook it) and only screws up my (Reese's) pierogies and everyone is happy.

Trent has brought study material to the table with a reading light and is able to demonstrate the fatherly skills taught to by E, ie bar studying in a noisy, low light drinking establishment, he really is a chip off the old block. EDITOR”S NOTE: Trent was not studying, he was evaluating the results of his PSATs and seeing that his answer appeared to be marked incorrect in places that it was correct. Trent plans to storrn ETS and demand answers. Hopefully Celeste can go into the database at work tomorrow and fix the scores.

WHY ARE MY EARS RINGING, was it that noisy?

G was able to locate, in the digital archives of useless material, a copy of the long misplaced unfinished (at 11 holes) mythical Tiger Woods v Markland beer per hole match. This infamous match took place in the late 90's and was documented in the early part of the century. The setting, Tiger was on top of the WORLD, dating a Swedish knockout and BB (Markland) was day trading from the famous Billmar hotel in P'ton. Some reminiscing took place which brought smiles and unanswered questions to mind. Will this piece ever be finished, will the partially digested hot dogs and sauerkraut reappear, will someone step up with and Epi pen and get Tiger out of the anaphalactic shock induced by the bee stings.....

Hole 12
The tee is backed up as usual with high school kids, BB decides to power nap on the bench next to the tee box, players from the 6th hole run in to Tiger's aid, give a quick shot of adrenaline and he starts to come around. BB wakes unexpectedly, this is where the hot dogs and sauerkraut reappear. Tiger calls an infraction on BB for wasting food and alcohol, it is denied by the judges, the match goes on...............

Back to LEB, Sophia is still bringing in friends from PA, what an asset.

Trent finishes his studying and now joins the party, he really is Jr E, so much fun

I get E riled up with some talk of his old boss at SES and he still hates him, this must bethe one person in the world that he hates, he has his, I have mine, Bobo has his.........G has none (ha).

Lynn and Rebecca seem to be comfy at their far end of table, I believe Monday nights Marjong game is being reviewed and the actually have a strategy session in progress. Felicia makes a second appearance, 2 in row, great to see her getting out, I know she is a party animal.



Part 2, by Trent

Let me begin by saying that I am about 5 coffee tequila shots deep as I write these stats. I can already tell you I won’t be waking up until at least 11 tomorrow, and I will look like that dude from The Hangover. They say when you’re drunk the opposite sex seems even more attractive. Well they must be right, because ALL the girls on the TV are extremely hot. And why are there two Miss U.S.A.’s? And why do they both look exactly the same as each other? All good questions. All I know is this picture is all I will have to remember why I have that pounding headache in the morning.

(Believe it or not, I am stone cold sober in this picture. Also, in case you didn’t get the hint, I am watching the Miss Universe pageant so they are, in fact, all extremely good looking.)
This picture is for the use of private audiences and may not be used for sale without the express written consent of the TDDoC.

Alright so first off, I would like to say thank you to all the people that came out last night to the LEB. Since I was writing stats, I decided to be social, and you people I usually glance at across the bar are actually quite interesting. I learned a lot about things like old workers at Lockheed and the Marklin vs. Tiger golf outing. In order to fit in with the rest of the guys drinking around the bar, I took out the straw in my diet coke and carried it around like a beer glass. I held a conversation with Ska, Scugi, Yo, Rebecca, Russ, Gman, and a few others I am forgetting, which is probably a new record for me.

The LEB is definitely an interesting place. I can see why it became the Wednesday night bar a few years ago. There is a certain charm about not being able to read the menu, and the pierogies were excellent. I also like the parking lot camera so you can watch the inappropriate things your car does while you’re not around. Speaking of being inappropriate, did everyone see the weird show they were showing on the center TV over the bar? WEIRD. That was probably not for my young eyes, but oh well. What happens in Larry’s Euro Bar stays in Larry’s Euro Bar. 9 people did shots last night for day 9, and I think that this should become a tradition where whichever night it happens to be, that many people take shots. In order for that idea to become a reality, Day 1 will take a lot of restraint and Day 12 will take a lot of “volunteers”. Maybe we can institute this TDDoC 2013?

One last thing. I would like to announce on Monday at JoJo’s I defeated Gman in a presidential duel. As we went back and forth naming presidents, he stumbled on who came after President James A. Garfield (For all you nonbelievers, it’s Chester A. Arthur). After saying two incorrect answers, I had to tell him the answer. As a result, I have given him a few days to refresh his memory and we have committed to a rematch on Day 12 of both presidents and vice presidents. While the rules are not set in stone, we do know that the duel will have to come before Gman starts his second drink to make sure the playing field is even.

EDITOR’S NOTE: During the duel, Trent received a phone call from a friend, whom he immediately told “I’m in a bar having a presidential duel, I can’t talk now.” Incidentally, the friend was Jenna, who pointed on Day 1. No truth to the rumor that she was trying to pull one of those Dorian “phone-in” point requests.

Back to Scugi Part 1

Things start to wind down and a trip to the Vault is tabletopped as the Newtonian's are believed to be there. Pods leads the way driving 80 mph in Camaro, I follow Bobo, who gets lost, takes the perceived wrong route and we beat Pods to the Vault by 15 minutes. It's just Pods, Bobo, Sophia and Scugi, place is crowded, lots of uneaten pizza on the tables (bad sign) but we do a quick one and out, Dark Heffy, a Belgian blondes were sampled.

Part 3, by Bobo

• Crowd winding down at Larry's Euro Bar at around 8:30 or so - Stomach is happy with good Schnizel  
• 4 of us breakaway and decide to hit the PA Crew for a point at the Vault (Bobo, Pods, Scugi, Sophia)  
• Arrive at the Vault by several different routes - No PA crew in da house - Scugi places WHYYY text to Sharon A.  
• It appears they were there earlier...  
• Beer wasn't bad 
• I had the American Stout  
• Pods telling I&T stories  
• One beer for each of us and we are out close to 10 PM - CPL a no-show despite texts to him (shocking)  

Shot of the Day: Coffee Patron tequila

	Day 1 Fri	Day 2 Mon	Day 3 Tue	Day 4 Wed	Day 5 Thu	Day 6 Fri	Day 7 Mon	Day 8 Tue	Day  9 Wed
	Rho	Slocum's	Tiger's Tale	Big Fish	Mc Guinn's	Dublin Square	JoJo's	Dacey's	LEB
	Stats by Eman	Stats by Reese	Stats by Eman	Stats by Gman	Stats by Pods	Stats by Su	Stats by Sophia	Stats by Mosso	Stats by Scugi / Trent	Total
Al Janeck						x				1
Alba	x			x						2
Aldonna									x	1
Andrew (Gman)	x	x		x	x		x	x		6
Andrew (Woo!-boy)	x									1
Arounkone	x									1
Art Neufeld	x					x				2
Benny				x	x					2
Billy Bob	x							x		2
Bob Noveck (Pods' friend)									x	1
Bobo	x							x	x	3
Brenda C (Fee friend)								x		1
Carey								x		1
Carlos (Stu friend)						x				1
Celeste		x			x					2
Cheryl Cohen	x									1
Chris (Erod Son)						x				1
Chris Straka (The Scarf)	x									1
Cole							x			1
Connor (John H son)									x	1
Crack Pipe Larry				x				x		2
Dana (Lisa coworker)	x									1
Danielle (BF barkeep)				x						1
David (Celeste BF)		x			x					2
Dmile				x	x					2
Donna U				x		x				2
Donna (Julie N. friend)	x									1
Donny Walker	x									1
Dorian				x		x				2
Ed Rodgers				x		x		x		3
el Chorba				x				x		2
Eman	x	x	x	x	x	x	x	x	x	9
Erin Rodgers				x				x		2
Felicia (Fee)								x	x	2
Frank Kimchick	x									1
Gina (BF barkeep)				x						1
Gman	x	x		x	x	x	x	x	x	8
Goettle	x									1
Helen (Sophia/Fee friend)								x	x	2
Howard Jones							x			1
Janelle Young	x									1
Jay Wahl	x									1
Jenna Walker	x									1
Jim (Lynn BF)				x						1
Joan (Rebecca friend)	x			x						2
Joe (Ed R. ex coworker)								x		1
John H (Sophia friend)									x	1
Julian	x	x		x	x		x	x		6
Julie Nuefeld	x					x				2
Kaden						x				1
Kasha (LEB Barkeep)									x	1
Katherine	x					x				2
Laura (biker chick)	x									1
lil el Chorba				x				x		2
Lisa Eman	x	x	x	x	x	x	x	x	x	9
Lisa Gonzalez (Fee friend)								x		1
Lisa Walker	x									1
Lynn (Rebecca friend)	x			x	x		x		x	5
Mac (Sophia sister BF)								x		1
Mandala Brown	x									1
Maria (Sophia Sister)								x		1
Maria Scugi						x	x			2
Mertz	x					x				2
Michelle (Sophia friend)								x	x	2
Milot				x	x			x		3
Mindy (Dacey's barkeep)								x		1
Mindy Bond (Fee friend)								x		1
Mosso	x			x	x	x	x	x	x	7
Niel Haneman								x		1
Norine (Lisa coworker)	x									1
Pat Haneman								x		1
Pat Worth	x									1
Rebecca	x			x	x		x		x	5
Pete Squire (SV guy)				x						1
Pods	x	x		x	x	x	x	x	x	8
Reese	x	x	x	x	x	x	x	x	x	9
Rich (Laura BF)	x									1
Rita	x									1
Ronny (Alba coworker)				x						1
Rose	x	x	x	x	x	x	x			7
Sandor	x			x		x	x	x	x	6
Scugi	x	x	x	x	x	x	x	x	x	9
Sharon Ang (Crazian)	x									1
Shawn (Reese friend)	x		x							2
Ska	x	x	x	x	x	x	x	x	x	9
Sophia	x	x	x	x	x	x	x	x	x	9
Stewart (CSI Stu)						x				1
Su	x	x		x	x	x	x	x	x	8
Tammy (Erod coworker)				x						1
Tamp	x	x	x	x		x			x	6
Teresa K (Sophia sister)								x		1
Theresa (Fee Friend)								x		1
The Mechanic	x									1
TJ					x					1
Trent Eman	x	x	x	x	x		x	x	x	8
Uji								x	x	2
Val (Rebecca friend)	x									1
Will T	x									1
Xtine						x				1
Yo	x	x		x	x	x		x	x	7
People Attended	51	17	10	37	23	28	20	39	26	251