Monday, December 17, 2012

Day 4 Stats: Scugi's Fish



 
Big Fish always draws the big happy hour crowd and the bar is pretty packed.  Our two favorite bartenders, Danielle and Gina, are serving the drinks what seems faster than possible.  I have the family in tow and we grab a table in the bar area. The guy serving us is apparently in way over his head.  We ask for a Sprite, apple juice, and diet coke, and receive 1 out of the 3, which considering his exploits the remainder the evening, was really not that bad, and figure, "Hell, that batting average will get a baseball player into the Hall of Fame."   He made 37 trips to the table to bring us only 5 things.
 
 When I walk in Scugi is surrounded by a plethora of female TDDoCer’s and lovin' every second of it.  Scugi reminds them that today is his birthday and it is OK to give the birthday boy a hug and kiss -- two if you want.  I am not sure that he could smile wider as he accepted the birthday wishes.  Before leaving, Scugi explains to the ladies that since his birthday only comes once a year that they probably should give him another round of hugs and kisses.  It is probably a good thing to give Scugi some love because apparently a certain unnamed primate aided by an unnamed canine (K-9) have banded together with their primary goal to see Scugi in his best suit laying flat in a rectangular box.  I can’t say too much more for fear that the primate and K-9 will come after me.  (K-9 is known to drive a blazer, but that is all I will say at this time)
 
 There is a question about when Lynn (spelled L-Y-N-N) can drop the parenthetical "Rebecca friend" moniker from the stat sheet and simply become Lynn.  Rebecca thinks it’s a little premature to make such bold moves, as she delights in the people that she has pulled in and rightly wants credit.
 
 I would like to continue writing but it is getting late (had stuff to do this morning)...some quick hitters:
 -While poor Dave is slaving away in Spain, el Chorba and lil el Chorba are partying it up at BF
 -Crack Pipe is alive and returns
 -Benny makes it out and threatens to attend WNG next season
 -Tammy makes her 2012 debut and the Chimp has her email address
 -Alba brings coworker Ronny into the fold
 -Dorian and Donna achieve inaugural 2012 points

Totals through Day 4

    Day 1 Day 2 Day 3 Day 4
  Rho Slocum's Tiger's Tale Big Fish
  Stats by Eman Stats by Reese Stats by Eman Stats by Gman Total
1 Alba x x 2
2 Andrew (Gman) x x x 3
3 Andrew (Woo!-boy) x 1
4 Arounkone x 1
5 Art Neufeld x 1
6 Benny x 1
7 Billy Bob x 1
8 Bobo x 1
9 Celeste x 1
10 Cheryl Cohen x 1
11 Chris Straka (The Scarf) x 1
12 Crack Pipe Larry x 1
13 Dana (Lisa E. coworker) x 1
14 Danielle (BF barkeep) x 1
15 Dave (Celeste BF) x 1
16 Dmile x 1
17 Donna U x 1
18 Donna (Julie N. friend) x 1
19 Donny Walker x 1
20 Dorian x 1
21 Ed Rodgers x 1
22 el Chorba x 1
23 Eman x x x x 4
24 Erin Rodgers x 1
25 Frank Kimchick x 1
26 Gina (BF barkeep) x 1
27 Gman x x x 3
28 Goettle x 1
29 Janelle Young x 1
30 Jay Wahl x 1
31 Jenna Walker x 1
32 Jim (Lynn BF) x 1
33 Joan (Rebecca friend) x x 2
34 Julian x x x 3
35 Julie Nuefeld x 1
36 Katherine x 1
37 Laura (biker chick) x 1
38 lil el Chorba x 1
39 Lisa Eman x x x x 4
40 Lisa Walker x 1
41 Lynn (Rebecca friend) x x 2
42 Mandala Brown x 1
43 Mertz x 1
44 Milot x 1
45 Mosso x x 2
46 Norine (Lisa E. coworker0 x 1
47 Pat Worth x 1
48 Rebecca x x 2
49 Pete Squire (Dorian SV guy) x 1
50 Pods x x x 3
51 Reese x x x x 4
52 Rich (Laura BF) x 1
53 Rita x 1
54 Ronny (Alba coworker) x 1
55 Rose x x x x 4
56 Sandor x x 2
57 Scugi x x x x 4
58 Sharon Ang (Crazian) x 1
59 Shawn (Reese friend) x x 2
60 Ska x x x x 4
61 Sophia x x x x 4
62 Su x x x 3
63 Tammy (Erod coworker) x 1
64 Tamp x x x x 4
65 The Mechanic x 1
66 Trent Eman x x x x 4
67 Val (Rebecca friend) x 1
68 Will T x 1
69 Yo x x x 3
  People Attended 51 17 10 37 115

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