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Day 7 stats - Princeton Pub Crawl - by Su and Lisa Eman
We are finally passed the half way point of the TDDoC. I still don't understand why we put through ourselves this torture for 12 days. It must be all about the points. My competitive spirit kicks in and all I can think of is.... I want my point, and no cost is too high to achieve that goal, even if it ruins my family. Then I ease my tortured soul by thinking that something good must come out of this event. These are some of the lessons I've learned from the TDDoC:
1. CPL is real. Most members of the TDDoC thought he was a fragment of the Non-existent secret committee. We probably won't see him for another fifteen years since all and all it was a pretty good night for him, he walked away having made a WHY call, he received a hair flip in the face and the evening was capped off when he received some elbow b00b.
2. Ramrodding is not real unless you are Sophia and walk around all night screaming Daisy's. This seems to be the happiest place on earth. I for one, cannot wait to see if it makes the cut. I want to experience the same happiness, i see in Sophia's face every time she says Daisy's... But is it happiness worth crossing the sacred river?
3. A$$-offs are never out of fashion. Russ was outraged that Gman took credit for a mistletoe martini he didn't buy. Russ and Gman settled it with an a$$-off. For those of us who witnessed it, let me say that my eyes still burn and I may never eat again. For any TDDoC newbies, this is how we settle differences during the TDDoC. There were no winners last night and anyone who witnessed it was the loser.
4. Girls are always wanted at the TDDoC. The males of the TDDoC are always looking for new girls to join their spirited event. They don't care who they are, what they drink, or their political views. They just want girls to continue to join or perhaps they just want to look at them across the bar especially the ones wearing thigh high boots with a short mini skirt and of course Cleavage. Why yes this girl does exist and she was at the "New Sports Bar" (the old Annex). She was JLo want to be.
5. Whipped Cream Shots will not go out of style if Mertz is buying. People gather around as Mertz counts off all the shots he needs to buy for the dehydrated TDDoC gang. He just doesn't do this once but he does it twice with people cheering him on. Mertz is also "green" enough to avoid harming the environment via toxic vodka runoff by drinking the spilled vodka shot residue out of the beer tray like a boy slurping milk out of the bottom of a cereal bowl. This brought back happy memories of years past when Mertz would mop up spilled tequila on the bar with a napkin and then wring the tequila out of the napkin into his mouth. Long live the environment! Some people were paying for those free shots the next morning and cursing Mertz out for making them drink them.
I tried to think of 12 lessons but let's get real, this is the TDDoC.
These are other highlights of day 7: Milot seems to be on a campaign to become Recruiter of the year. He has been looking for recruits at both sides of the river. Brady refuses to come out to any more TDDoC events unless we pick places tha t serve Velveeta (Brandy, see lesson #2). Pinnacle whipped cream shot...just outright a bad idea even if someone else pays for it. For those of us who are over 40, Celeste thinks that we should know better than to drink that stuff. We are an example that age really does not make us wiser.
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