Day 10: "OOHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Day 11 will be at Havana's.


Day 10, Santino’s Bar One, the newly annointed Robbinsville, NJ


 
Bar One?  What does that mean?  Maybe it means that this is the best bar in the world, Bar None, and the N fell off the sign.  OK, maybe not.  Perhaps it is owned by former co-worker Seth Baron, and he just added the E on the end to make the ziti seem more authentic.  Arumor exists that the Bar One phraseology is a play on words, with somebody’s name being Barone.  I think the Barone guy is Japanese or Ukranian.  OOHHHHHHHH!!
 
From Scugi:  Scugi has definitely replaced Sniffy as he has been first in 3 nights this year.  Santino's very quiet, he takes seat on far side of the bar with view of all plasma's, orders up a happy hour lite beer for $2 + 0.25 tax (huh, tax on beer) anyway two sips in and one of the worker bees comes over and tells me "you might want to move, we are expecting a party of 35 people" Scugi replies, "I've got 35 coming too" he says maybe it's you and walks away, then comes back and says are you Goldberg, he says no, we are Day 10 of the TDDoC, he looks confused and leaves.  Scugi finishes his beer and moves to the second (and now primary) location of the night, hence the field of view to any TV is non existent.  
 
From Eman:  Moral of the story:  If anyone asks you if you are Goldberg, say “Why, Yes, I’m Goldberg”.
 
The delightful residents of RobbinsvilleNJhad just successfully months earlier voted to change the name from the uniquely distinct WashingtonTownshipto Robbinsville.  Now this wasn’t a run-of-the-mill George Washington memorial.  Nope.  The township was actually named after Leon Washington, the star third-string running back of the New Yorkfootball Jets.  Apparently, though, the township, which was once a Jets fan stronghold, has been overrun by yuppie residents who are fanatic about world-champion fencer Tanner Robbinsville.  Robbinsville residents Ska and Mosso beamed proudly at the bar, strutting around like a couple of barnyard roosters, telling all attractive young women, “I’m from Robbinsville”.  As a matter of fact, at one point, Ska was seen by the large window with Chaty, clearly giving him visual arm-waving directions in the direction of his house.  A little lip-reading revealed that Ska was mentioning his big soft warm couch, 57-inch TV, impressive collection of Beer of the Month (BOTM) club entrees from 2001, and his newly-installed toilet in the foyer.  No, not near the foyer, but actually IN the foyer.  Chaty was clearly very aroused but elected to wait for a better offer.
 
From Scugi: Donna and Dorian show, Dorian orders $2 beer, Donna gets shot of Cabo Wabo and a mixed drink, Dorian gets $4 back from a Twenty.  A few minutes go by and she hands him a Ten and he says "not even close".
 
Big Al reports that the lobster corn dogs on the menu are not all that good.  Imagine that.  I don’t even know what that means.  Do you cut open a hot dog, stuff it with lobster, and then jam that whole thing into a hollowed out corn cob and then fry it and put it on a stick?  Then I thought to myself, maybe I could figure out this difficult dilemma by utilizing that newfangled internet thing.  Well, if you’re in your kitchen right now, check this out:  http://fooddownunder.com/cgi-bin/recipe.cgi?r=152344  Please cook one up and let me know.  I’ll be over at lunch.  Anyway, my theory is that Joey Santino forgot to add the ol’ tamarind ketchup to complete the dish.
 
After I had been there for awhile, I discovered that apparently I was the only one that Scugi had not “shown the meat” to.  “Showing the meat” apparently involved Scugi taking you on a tour into the back room for a special viewing experience.  Well, let me just tell you, after the scandalous Goettle affair from Tuesday night, and with Scugi and Goettle both sharing the same first name, Peter, one that has at some points in the past been used as a term for certain meat-like objects, I was not going to participate.  If anyone was “shown the meat” inappropriately, please report all concerns here: http://tddoc.blogspot.com/  or contact your local authorities as appropriate.  Or write stats.
 
Billionaire Pat Worth had clearly never been to Santino’s before.  It’s been called by some a bit pricy.  OK, It’s flippin’ expensive.  He opened up a tab and freely encouraged his TDDOC friends to let him buy them one.  A clearly noble move in the true holiday spirit of giving.  We hope to see Millionaire Pat Worth out again tonight.
 
At some point, the door opened, and a big gust of wind rushed in, carrying leaves with it.  Then there was a large puff of smoke and bright lights through the haze.….three silhouettes appeared.  Music blared…..heads turned…..could it be……Britney Spears?  No, even better!  It was the 2007 inaugural appearance by MD, Melanie, and Larry Not Crack Pipe.  No, I didn’t say Crack Pipe Larry.  I said Larry Not Crack Pipe.  This Larry is everything that Crack Pipe Larry is not.  He likes to go out with his friends, hates Tony Danza with a passion, does not even own a vacuum cleaner, and I’ve got to believe that given the opportunity to write stats, would do them in a timely manner.  Just when you were starting to get worried that 2007’s pictures would not include the obligatory 429 pictures of Gman and MD pressing cheeks with hearts dancing above their heads, MD rides in to save the day.  Unfortunately, Goettle was unprepared and had to run to the local CircuitCityto pick up 12 additional memory cards.  By the way, if you’re ever near Goettle’s house, stop by.  Check out the wallpaper in his basement.  It’s a repeating pattern of MD/GMan love head pictures.  The lighting is low and there’s a peculiar odor.  It’s quite the sight to see.  No need to bring tissues if you have a cold…..there are plenty in the room.
 
Melanie quickly adopts a strong fondness for one of the employees, a fine young boy toy with six pack abs and a very positive attitude about life.  She vows to make close friends with him, but doesn’t have time tonight and vows to return soon to do so.  OK, this is a total lie….she hated him and vowed to start a fight with him.  I did remind her that the TDDoC guidelines do highly encourage “mean-spirited fisticuffs”.  Cooler heads prevailed and she decided to spank MD as an alternate.
 
Please check the local Robbinsville police blotter this morning to see if Big Al’s plan to “borrow” some martini glasses from Santino’s worked out OK.  Scugi picked up a business card from a local laywer named "Seth" if anyone needs some legal help.  No word if Seth saw the meat.
 
Rookie of the Year update:  Competition is wide open right now…..still waiting for someone to grab the bull by the horns.  I think Felicia might be in the driver’s seat right now.
 
Day 10 attendees:
big al
big al pat
big lou
scugi
maria scugi
su
julian
gman
larry not crack pipe
md
mel
pat worth
chaty
ska
goettle
yvette
tamps
eman
felicia
mosso
conway
dorian
donna
ben mcmichael
alexis

Points total:
Eman 10
Ska 10
Gman 10
Su 10
Goettle 10
Tamps 10
Big Lou 8
Milot 7
Julian 7
Chaty 7
Donna 6
Scugi 6
Lisa Eman 5
Trent5
Mosso 5
Laura 4
DMile 4
Billy Bob 4
Yo 4
Billionaire Pat Worth 4
Dorian 4
Mertz 3
Pods 3
Bobo 3
Randy 3 
CSIStu 3
Big Al 3
Yvette 3
Mrs. Scugi 3
Conway3
Felicia (Gman Family - GF) 3
Neufeld 2
Rose 2
Millionaire Brandy 2
Jeff 2
Bode 2 
CPL 2
Uvegas 2
Jana 2
Katherine 2
Big Al’s Pat 2
Liz 2
Tmac 1
Lallie 1
Nancy HP 1  
Mindy 1
Dino 1  
Caitlyn (Brandy daughter) 1
Mini G (Brandy son) 1 
Lauren 1
Anna 1
Beth 1
Yvette(non Goettle) 1
Melanie 123 1
Jennifer 1
Cairo1
Cairo's cousin Joe 1
Tony Sal 1
Steve (Chaty's Friend) 1
Alli 1
KentuckyIris 1
Cory G aka C-note 1
Szwech 1
Jim (Charming) 1
El Chorba 1
Chorba 1
Lil' Chorb 1
Brooke (Charming) 1
Dan (Charming)  1
Hop Girl Suzanne 1
Darling Niki (Charming) 1
Ken (Charming) 1
Chuck DePalma 1
EC Julie 1
Chris Allen 1

Cory Mertz 1
Sage 1
Julie (WC) 1 
Robinmandm 1
Sandor Metler 1
The Swede 1
Joe Willie 1
The Mechanic 1
Jean C 1
Don (Emans Friend - EF) 1
Lisa (EF) 1
Jenna (EF) 1
Keith (BigLousKid - BLK) 1
Rachel (BLK) 1
Randy (ChatysBitchAssFriend CBAF) 1
Kaden 1
Colleen 1
Dex 1
Polo 1
Melissa (polo friend) 1
Bernadette (polo friend) 1
Porsche Club Linda (Bright Eyes) 1
Liz Clancy 1
Danielle 1
Larry Not Crack Pipe 1
MD 1
Mel 1
Ben Mcmichael 1
Alexis the Santino barkeep 1