I arrived at Killarney's fresh from a few days detoxing in Denver. Nothing makes you want a beer like detox. Reese, Rebecca, her son Tyler and Pods had a table and eying menus to get a nice meal. Other TDDoCer's started filing in and we pulled every open table together to make one long banquet table. The G's, E's and Bennie and his wife arrived and they all pulled up to the table and grabbed some Irish nachos. Quesadillas seemed to be the meal of choice, I noticed a bunch them on the table. At the bar, Brandy and Rita along with Pat Worth's sister were vegging out. Killarney's is known for the very best veggie burgers in the state of NJ.
We have few favorite bartenders on the TDDoC, but I think only 1 favorite waitress. Sarah has been our waitress for as long as we have been going to Killarney's. She is an attractive young lady with a sort of Amy Winehouse hair do. There are a few other things you can count on at Killarney's. That guy that sits on the bar stool in the corner that looks like Paul senior from East Coast chopper is always there. It is believed that he is there every night of the week. The few of us that stayed late actually saw him leave. There is a reason why he sits there; it is because he is drunk. When he was leaving he almost fell over into Sophia. The bouncer escorted him to the door and handed him his car keys.
There are a couple of other memorable things you can count on at Killarney's, and they are on the barmaids chests.
As to the drinking, I was all over the cheap happy hour beer. The shot of the day was a drink called the "Naughty". I was told that it lived up to its name. It was cinnamon and mint flavored drink that was tasted like Scope. ROTY candidate, Michelle missed it originally, but when she returned from choir she had one with Sophia.
It seemed Sandor may have reeled in a few LMCO guys that happened to be at the bar that he knew from work.
So our table was now full of people and the music stops and the DJ starts to talk over the microphone. He says "There is a special group of people with us here tonight..." I think to myself, no Scuggi, don't do it."...they celebrate every year, the twelve drinking days of Christmas, and I think that is really cool". I knew instantly, Sterns, must have been talking to him.
So with 10 days down, we cleared out early, leaving Sandor with his LMCO friends. We are off to the Princeton Pub crawl Friday night. We will start at Winberries. If you miss us there, you will find us at the Yankee Doodle Tap room. There was talk about doing this last week and it seems that Justin Timberlake didn't get the email. He was spotted last Friday at the Ivy asking everyone if they knew where the TDDoC was. We were going to do it last week, but Mertz wanted this Friday, so given the choice of partying with Mertz or Timberlake, we choose Mertz. No one can "bring sexy back" like Mertz.
Ten nasty Naughty shots
Ten silicone filled breasts
Ten steps before a drunk Paul Senior look alike needed help out of the bar.
Ten bar tables pulled together
Nine potato and cheese perogies
Eight coldest beers in town
Seven drunks dodging across Old Trenton Road
Six free drinks from Julie and Art
Five Washington apple shots
Four Fumbling Servers
Three Oatmeal Cookie Flaming Apple Pies
Two vampire bartenders
And an old man yelling 'get off my damn lawn’
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