Day 7 Location

Day 7 location will be City Streets in West Windsor, N.J.

Ramrod: Day 6 stats coming later. Much.

TDDoC Day 5 - Ernie's Tavern / Santino's One Bar

Scugi first in ie only in......5:30 PM, just me and the day bartender. Cold beer and a tour around the interior, red fox mounted by the store door, deer head from 1948, 6 old rifles on the wall, sign commemorating the stagecoach stop opening in 1859, an original phone booth...sans phone but the light and fan still work. I make it back to my barstool and get to see Ross getting married to Emily in London but when it comes to the vows he says, "I take the Rachel". I try for a cheeseburger only to find out it's not Wednesday, so I make it roast beef on a Kaiser roll, homemade beef, top shelf. Shift change from one very old bartender to an old bartender, no noticeable difference. Slip right into Seinfeld and it's the one where Kramer has a fighting rooster named "Little Jerry (Seinfeld)" and Elaine's boyfriend finds out that he is bald (he's been shaving his head for a long time) and now is really upset. I'm thru 2 beers and the sandwich and Ska rolls in, and now the channel 10 news is on and we find out Matsui has been traded, MVP of the series and he's gone. G shows and informs us that the walk from Santino's is short but the equivalent of crossing all 10 lanes of the NJTPK, it seems there is a sidewalk problem. Ska already knows this as there is a guy that shows for the township meetings and brings it up every time.

It's now about 7 PM and it seems the TDDoC is split, some in Santino's some here, G decides to drink doubles at Ernie"s as they are 1/3 the price at Santino's if you could get the bartender to wait on you, actually I think the $$/hr is the same due to the lack of help but the Alcohol/hr is way different. The bartender turns TV sound off and very lame Christmas music on, I ask for the TV sound and he tells me to get over it, mind you, the 10 people in the bar are all us. We finish up and head across the street.

Santino's.....Oh what a slide

Hot barmaids.......gone
Patrons.......gone
Steaks on display.......gone
Chicken......gone
Johnny.......gone
Top shelf liquor.......gone

Johnny Boombots sure knows how to run a place into the ground, he still has the TV's to hock. We have one bartender, who is also busing tables, and he doesn't know how to make a Martini or can't remember what you ordered, I ordered a Santino's mochachino and got a dirty gin martini with olives 40 minutes later.

Santino’s
Thanks for the write up Scugi, Yo taking over for Santino’s minutes – we peel out of Ernie’s parking lot, requiring GPS assistance to the 1/8 mile trip to Santino’s One Bar (didn’t see two bars), with EMS Alba in tow, located in the super-massive 80’s reminiscient-style condo-mania all-in-one village concept, no-doubt approved by the Robbinsville anti-farmland committee, complete with stock-market-at-14,000-style shops and stores to purchase those $700 Verdi bags and $7.00 ice cream cones after long day at the spa. Limited parking spaces due to crowds somewhere, certainly not Santino’s, as we enter to find Gman/Su/Eman and family camped out at nearest booth, gobbling down $8 Lobster-something apps with verocity; To my utter disbelief I spot Dorian and Donna, in for their 1st pts of the event, sharing stories of how nice it would be if Robbinsville would relocate closer to Delaware river to support lame PA tddoc efforts, but nonetheless a great time spent rehashing memorable player-tossing/dirt spitting umpiring events by Donna. As I move down the bar, closer to SKA/Tamps/Eman, who strategically position themselves close to end of bar-opening due to “one-bartender = shithole service” thinking, move turns to be brilliant, as bartender even takes orders from the customer side, while not taking my $5bill..extremely odd, but noteworthy, as we now embrace the rookie of the year discussion as an even tie- breaker between Alba and Rebecca, which can only mean a sexy-cat fight will have to ensue at Wildflowers to determine ultimate winner should tie-breaker (god-willing) be required. Moving down the line, as discussions heat up on Tiger, the economy, jobs (anybody have any openings?) and oh-yeah, where the hell is Christine the hooker, who is presumed MIA at upscale Slocum’s or other Ewingville bowling-bar establishment, looking for Pods while wiping away tears of joy (or sorrow) at the loss of her server job in Marlton, complete with last-day female whipped-cream covering party and perfume cover-up, still lingering on my clothes in hamper and has Mrs. Yo asking questions. Chatty chimes in with usual quippy comments regarding hooker side-kick girl, who is either an FBI cover-up agent or considering joining the TDWaterhouse pissed-off all chick-band, complete with no drinks and heavy stares. As conversations turn heated on Giants/Eagles game somewhere in distance, we see who but Sandor Mentor enter the arena, grabbing his 1st pt of the season (career?), due to Milot’s kind fast-fwding efforts to the “I don’t want to be on the list, but forward it to me when Urine-town” group dist list. Sandor is an old friend, with many wisdom to share and we listened carefully as he transgressed (?) through the early days of Astro in its infancy stages of engineering marvels and marble-heads walking the dimly-lit aisles along Old Trenton Rd. We are blessed to have him. Moving along, we see little/now big Trent walking around in hunger-pains, begging for dad to buy him one more $11 sushi-crab cake ala Santino app, with diet coke, while Su/Felicia/Lisa valiantly hold down the kiddy fort. Looking across the bar, we spot two beauties that take over in plain view of TDDoC crowd, when in milli-second, Rebecca turns to hello-kiss the girls, who join the two friends returning from high-intensity spinning class, reminiscing about those 6hr workouts for upcoming triathlon in Lake Mercer, while simultaneously trying to count carbs on Santino lobster-bisque soup. As trio comes by for final exchanges, I duly note the blond/brunette/redhead combo as merely an male-hormonal observation point. As heated discussion on state of US debt turns sour, we turn to Billionaire Pat Worth (BPW), who else for advise, who promptly pulls out fancy iPhone app to demo Amazon book download of Benjamin Franklin, revealing famous quote “A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges”, something we all can relate to as our credit card balances come due. As the night’s conversations wrap-up, Tamps and I bee-line to De Lorenzo’s for famous Trenton-style tomato-pie slice, only to see ownership stares of “don’t even think-a-bout it” as the ovens were in 10:02 shut-down mode…a very sad ending indeed to a great night had by all.


Day 6 will be at Big Fish, Princeton MarketFair, 3535 US Hwy 1, Princeton, NJ

-Yo

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You left off BPW’s point

Some perspective stats from Dorian and Donna

Donna and I decided to try for a double dip last night by doing the NJ chapter venue of Santino’s and then hitting the Parrot on the way home. The intent was to do the H1N1 shot-fest. So we got he H1N1 shots at lovely Pennsbury High School, then ran off to Santinos

Santinos is one of these new bars in a New “old” shopping center (very much akin to the Parrot), except they have a massive porjection TV that faces out the windows into Route 33. Thus everytime a hot body was on the screen you could hear tires screeching and various collision sounds as distracted drivers looked at the TV instead of the traffic light. Of course to pay for this entertainment, the drink prices are such that Newtown prices seem reasonable. One other negative about Santinos – no draft beer.

Anyway we discover that most of the Tddocer’ s were at the other bar in Robbinsville ,Ernies Tavern (and liquor store!), which is a little place across the street and down the block where the prices are half what they are at Santinos. So aside from Sue Williams and Felecia, we have the place to ourselves – this turned out to be just as well, since there was only one bartender, and more often than not this worthy was nowhere near the bar.

We gamely went ahead bottled beer and a double shot of some odd Tequila the bartender draggged out of an old shoebox from under the bar sink, then proceeded to drink beer until the NJ Tddoc’ers came staggering in from Ernies. Later on Andy Milot, notified that we were back and attempting to recliam 15th on the all time point list, leaped out of bed and came running in in his PJs to collect his point and remain in the lead. Saying hello to people we had not seen since last December required us to stay longer than planned, as this was our first night out to TddoC due to illness and other distractions. Also, I had to wait for Billionare Pat Worth to appear because I needed a loan to pay the bar tab.

So a long story short we left late, and by the time we get to the Parrot around 9:30PM we discovered that there were no PA folks to be found – the kids had apparently drank the place out of Jaegermeister and went off in search of more elsewhere. So Donna and I had the second tequilla shot (this time Petrone. Ahhhh), made a “Why?” to Jason to indicate that we were there, complained bitterly to the bartender for not having Boddingtons anymore, and ate a truly bad plate of Nachos (which we think also came from a shoebox kept under the bar sink). Finally we wandered off into the darkness to get some rest.

Tonight the NJ folks are at the Big Fish at the Princeton Market Fair. At the risk of ramrodding I suggest this might be a good crossover opportunity.

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Day 5 - Ernie's/Santino's

Alba 3
Alli 1
Andrew 3
Angela (Benny friend) 1
Art Nuefeld 1
Benny 3
BIG LOU 1
Billionaire Pat Worth 1
Bobo 2
Bode 1
Brett S 1
Bubba 1
Buttercup (PB ¬ for Princess Bride) 1
Celeste 1
Chaty 4
Chaty¹s friend 2
Chaty¹s wife 1
Cheryl 3
Christine S (C-Sel) 2
Chuck D 1
Cole Howard 5
CPL (Crack Pipe Larry) 1
Dave (Felicia¹s husband) 2
Dmile 2
Donna 1
Dorian 1
Ed (Kimchick friend) 1
Eman 5
Eric T 1
Erin (Kimchick friend) 1
Felicia 4
German Michael 1
Gman 5
Goettle 2
Hans 1
Harry 1
Heather C 2
Heather S 1
Jason 1
Jerry (Mertz friend) 1
John W 1
Julian 3
Julie Nuefeld 1
Kaden 1
Katherine 1
Kimchick 4
Laura 2
Lisa Eman 4
Lori (Cole Wife) 1
Maria (the Swede) 1
Mark Pokryska ( x-S/A guy) 1
Mertz 1
Milot 4
Mosso 5
Mrs. Scugi 1
Pam Toft 1
Pods 4
Polo 1
Randy 2
Randy¹s Coworker from Jacksonville 1
REBECCA 4
Rich Toft 1
Sandor 1
Scugi 5
Sharon A 1
Sharon H 1
Ska 3
Su 5
Tamps 5
Trent Eman 3
Tytla 1
Webster (The general) 1
Will T 1
Yo 4

Third Coast -- Day 5

I think last night was fun. So…where’s my wallet? Last night’s activities took place at Maribelle’s (currently relocated to a nice crappy shopping plaza next to a Spec’s Liquor Store). Beer was too cheap; thus “where’s my wallet?” As far as I can recall, the first bartender was hot and great to talk to; then a young snob took over and I must have sped up my pace to trying to make her look as good as the first! I also remember some discussions about tearing open Xbox 360’s to repair the DVD drives, how to replace iPhone glass (the replacement glass is thicker than the original so the on button doesn’t stick up the same and feels strange to use – but hey I fixed it for $30 vs. $200), how to repair laptop power connectors and other non-interesting subjects. I lost my mind after that so I’ll leave it at that. Now…where’s my wallet? If I find my wallet, tonight will be at the new bar “Pier 27”, also in a plaza, albeit a much nicer one.

Day 6 Location

Big Fish at Princeton MarketFair in West Windsor, NJ

TDDoC Day 4 -- Slocum's Bowl-O-Drome Bar and Grill

Day 5 is the Robbinsville Pub Crawl. Well not much of a crawl, more like walk across the route 33. Please use the cross-walk, we have not had a death since 2002 when what his name threw that other guy under the bus.

Ernie's Tavern (and Liquor Store)
9 Main Street
Robbinsville, NJ

Followed by:

Santino's Bar (Ohhhh)
2360 US Hwy 33
Robbinsville, NJ



Day 4: Slocum's

Bowling alley. Pierogi. Liquid Cheese. Good things do come in threes. (repeat this a few times -- it has haunting rhythm to it).

Slocum's is a top notch bowling establishment located in the Ewingville section. This was rumored to be a hangout for the TSNJ crowd but Pods may have been the only alumnus present. The regulars didn't seem to be the academic type, but Pods doesn't either, so I traded my preconceptions for a size 11 pair of bowling shoes.

This is a good fit. Our newfound habit of reaching out to bars not often (if ever) used by us is proving a huge success. I arrive to find Tamp, Mosso, and Cole sitting at the bar drinking the beer and awaiting the food. At the other side of the room, I see the G-family Robinson along with Felicia and Scugi. The separation is probably due to Mosso insulting someone. Whilst cheese steaks arrive for some; pierogi arrive for the Tamp, smothered in a yellow gooey cheese food like substance. Someone in eastern Europe is sobbing.

More folks arrive. More beer is drank. More food is ordered. Vodka is making a comeback as several choose this beverage, just like the Tsars would have, on the rocks, if they had refrigeration and a less repressive form of government. The most interesting drink of choice however, is not the Vodka, nor the one of the many draught beers available, but what I think is a beer (Bud Light?) in a 43 ounce aluminum being drank by C-Sel. Excellent work young lady.

Pods now eating Pierogi cheese overkill. The aforementioned sobbing Slav is about to jump from his loft in Gdansk. Alas Eman has gone traditional with sour cream and onions perhaps saving a life. Kudos to the Eman.

Topics of discussion were varied but of repeated interest was the sad state of the Giants and the Eagles defenses. Also, the guy across the bar who was looking at all of us like he wanted to kill us; The really bad talent show being shown on most of the televisions in lieu of the Niners-Cards game being relinquished to a small nine inch screen near the juke box which is muted during football games that you are not really allowed to watch so we can hear the god-awful talent show on effin main screens; Trent Eman's basketball game being played on a carpet (two steals for Trent); tee-shirts; lemons and limes; Tiger Woods; actual tigers; inappropriate touching of a certain person's bottom; and of course, point totals. Oddly, no bowling is discussed.

Oh, the Christmas lights. There was some holiday lights that were on the rafter, but not turned on. The Emans made this known, and Mosso and I attempted to trace the lights back to a plug, but we were unsuccessful. We found a switch but that just turned the parking lot lights out. The waitress said she would get these lights turned on, to which I replied that it really wasn't important. She would have none of it. It is as if they actually liked us being there. I will admit we were on fairly good behavior. But in the end, the lights never were turned on.

We carried on for sometime, and it was a great location, but without proper holiday lighting, eventually we all must go. Eman and I are last to leave. I suspect he got lost on the way home.

Bowling Alley. Pierogi. Liquid Cheese. Good things....

Day 4 - Slocum's
Alba 2
Alli 1
Andrew 2
Angela (Benny friend) 1
Art Nuefeld 1
Benny 3
BIG LOU 1
Billionaire Pat Worth 1
Bobo 2
Bode 1
Brett S 1
Bubba 1
Buttercup (PB ¬ for Princess Bride) 1
Celeste 1
Chaty 3
Chaty¹s friend 2
Chaty¹s wife 1
Cheryl 2
Christine S (C-Sel) 2
Chuck D 1
Cole Howard 4
CPL (Crack Pipe Larry) 1
Dave (Felicia¹s husband) 2
Dmile 2
Ed (Kimchick friend) 1
Eman 4
Eric T 1
Erin (Kimchick friend) 1
Felicia 3
German Michael 1
Gman 4
Goettle 3
Hans 1
Heather C 2
Heather S 1
Jason 1
Jerry (Mertz friend) 1
John W 1
Julian 2
Julie Nuefeld 1
Kaden 1
Katherine 1
Kimchick 3
Laura 2
Lisa Eman 3
Lori (Cole Wife) 1
Maria (the Swede) 1
Mark Pokryska ( x-S/A guy) 1
Mertz 1
Milot 4
Mosso 4
Mrs. Scugi 1
Pam Toft 1
Pods 4
Polo 1
Randy 2
Randy¹s Coworker from Jacksonville 1
REBECCA 3
Rich Toft 1
Scugi 4
Sharon A 1
Sharon H 1
Ska 3
Su 4
Tamps 4
Trent Eman 2
Tytla 1
Webster (The general) 1
Will T 1
Yo 3

Third Coast -- Day 4 Stats

Last night consisted of a trip to Molly’s Pub in Kemah, TX. We never go there because it’s always the same 6-8 drunks at the bar during the week. You could see it in their eyes; they were so happy to see 4 new drunks coming in to join them (myself, Bret, Collin, Brent, and Scott)! It’s a cozy place for playing pool and darts and I changed up my drinking menu to down 4 pints of Guinness. After that, I was ready to go back to scotch but actually had to get home. No lasses to bag, and I don’t really like bagging lads so it was a pretty sad affair. At least my crew and I know how to have a great time wherever we go so we just pretended it was our bar for the night. I didn’t drink enough to become the pool ace that I used to be and we escaped that episode without getting any darts in our heads or hands due to a lack of patience. All in all, it was a good experience but I’m glad to try a diff. place tonight. I think it’s going to be a place called Maribelle’s (yes like Jezebel). I’ll leave it at “the name fits the place”.

Day 3 Stats

watching football (and winning my cpl fffl game), writing stats here on sunday evening from couple notes written down saturday morning.... prolly should have wrote stats on saturday morning when memories more fresh, seemed little more funny.... anyway now, putting stats in bullet form as that is the way i remember things after more than a day or so ago......am sure missing plenty of things....so others fill in…………


Also Note: below are links for 2 fun games to play (hopefully they will get thru the filter)......1st one is an XMAS game, 2nd is a game that tiger and elin are prolly playing (this 2nd game is pretty funny, maybe a little brutal, watch out when u select the shoe) ......(would have put these games at the end of stats, but since this stats has gotten out of control long, figured would put the games at the front as 85.3% people prolly won't read the stats to the end.............

XMAS Game
(note place santa facing and a little in front of chimney on roof, then hit cntrl to dump presents)


Tiger & Elin


Winberrys:

* Gman, Su, Lisa, Eman slamming down the drinks, especially gman with his poland spring bottle flask filled with grey goose....great idea, i think i may start bringing one of those water bottles filled with some molson ice XX.X

* Mertz tilting back some drinks..... he definitely made the right choice to blow off his x-mas caroling duties in front of the Palmer Square Xmas tree and get smashed instead.

* Scugi finds me and threatens my tddoc point from previous tddoc nite as he thinks i only left a fin for my drinks and irish quesadillas…..told him to pound sand as i wasn't on his tab and that I was paying for my beers as I drank....agree a fin for the appetizer was little lite, so whatever, take the point..... just becareful of crosswalks.......

* Some of the tddoc group are looking in amazement at ESPN on tv where tiger wood's statement is displayed stating his indefinite leave from golf.....great idea tiger, now u are going to have more free time on your hands to get in trouble, at least on the course u are on camera and can't bag some ho...although lot of times they don't put him on tv much when walking from the green to the next tee.. ...maybe this week the golf cart beer girl will be the next coming out on tmz.....

* Yo takes a cell call goes outside to hear better and leaves his camera on bar, then we get word we are going to next bar, so i pick up yo's camera and head out side to go to next bar......miss yo walking back in bar....outside looking for yo, i ask somebody if they have seen him, they say he is in the bar looking for his camera that may have just been stolen (WB bartender told yo that some homeless looking guy just took off with camera on the bar).....anyways I walk in WB and just yell YO!.... like 15 people turn around, fortunately one of them was Yo and I give him his camera....he is very relieved, stating that he was sh*ting bricks as he had some photos on there that he didn't want to end up on TMZ and then have to go on some kind of indefinite leave of ......whatever....never-mind, he got his camera back....



Walking over to Tap room:

* gman gingerly walking to next bar....worried about spilling his grey goose flask or maybe little sore from the snip, snip surgery (crinch!!!!) that morning....

* we pass the pay phones in palmer square, lisa is amazed pay phones still exist...i look at those pay phones and tell the story of how at those very pay phones almost to the day, 29 years ago, dec, 1978 (ancient history) i called my parents to pick me up in princeton, home for xmas from freshman year at johnson and wales college in providence, RI...they assumed i had taken the train to princeton (we lived near rocky hill) from the money that they had sent me money to buy a train tix home for.......but i had blown that money on party'n my @ss off and had to hitch hike home to princeton from providence, RI ( I made great time and partied drink, smoke with a couple of the rides, not much more time spent than if i taken the train)... note besides spending a lot of that train home money at "ye old college pub" across from my dorm in downtown providence, part of that money was spent on having a huge blow out end of semester party in our gangs section of the dorm hall....legendary party that got out of control, and we got written up….. me and a couple buddys had to see the college dean and were lectured and put on probation (pretty similar to the dean office scene in animal house, "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son")....also note that .maybe i should have listened to his advise, but I didn't and partied so much that at end of fresh year, i ended up failing out and being kicked out of my johnson and wales travel and tourism degree program........only to go back to college for electrical engineering in 1982 to graduate on the deans list (of course while party'n) .....anyways, i digress..... back to tddoc # 3...........


Tap Room:

* Gman talking about his snip, snip procedure earlier that day and i tell him that it is a known fact that sometimes when they fix male dogs, they stop lifting their leg to take a leak and start squatting down like a female dog....so i warn him in the coming weeks he may start sitting down to take a leak instead of standing up.....he laughs if off, but also has a kind of worried look on his face......keep us posted gman....

* yo, cole and i talk about 1989 manasquan beach summer house stories, many stories, some maybe even some too crazy for TDDOC stats....but here a few of the stories we reminisced.......how i saw yo's beach girlfriend naked b4 he did it (she came out of shower walked in the shore house bed room where i was in getting something from my bag and she was all casual about it, drying her hair, etc, etc didn't mind me being there (i thought she would have flipped out when she saw me)...1st nite of the summer, house when i drank a whole liter bottle of ouzo and yo found me in the gutter in the street and then going out after that an drinking more and getting in trouble and then waking up in the shore house (after breaking in the house thru a window ) the next morning with screen window on my face and and only in my underwear, lost everything, wallet keys . shirt, pants, hat, shoes, socks (had to hotwire my 68 firebird hot rod to get home as lost keys) and this was the 1st weekend of the shore house!!!! etc, etc ...yo getting robbed while sleeping on the beach with his girlfriend....by a crazy kid .....with a wiffle ball bat.....our 8 keg party down there at the shore house ....drinking the mat drink at osprey bar at the end of the nite.....and mcrane’s plainsboro house parties...like that one party when at about 1am a mess of people stripped down to nothing ( i still had my softball cleats on, but nothing else ) and crashed the neighbors pool and the guy and wife and i kept waving at them and doing cannonballs off their diving board right in front of them, mcCrane was furious at me when i finally came back the house, he said everybody inside……many other drinking stories from shore houses and mccrane’s plainsboro house parties…..

* Polo brings a couple of us to the nassau inn lobby to show us the red room (furniture, carpet all in red) , but there was a private function there....i remember this lobby because once years ago while drinking in princeton in summer we stopped in the tap room and walked around the place and of all things in the men's room across this red room, I walked in there to take a leak and there in the urinal somebody had taken a huge dump....it stunk to h*ll, and just looked funny as h*ll, i just start cracking up and run out and there and tell the anne, my brother and his wife, they can’t believe it…… my brother goes in and comes out rolling laughing.....we then went down to the tap room and when left the place went by the down stairs lobby and the bathroom there (where the toy soldiers and the xmas tree was last fri nite) and the janitors have that bathroom closed and are cleaning it up...i tell them bout the bathroom upstairs and they say they know and will clean that next.....he also said that this was apparently from a disgruntled worker who got fired very recently and this was his revenge.......anyways i told tamps that this was the place of that story and he cracked up , told polo that something funny once happened near the red room in the men's room and she gave me a funny look , so i figured and would not push it and not tell her that story after her hi-class tour view of the red room….. didn't have the heart to take it into the gutter....

* many other discussions, everyone having a good time at the tap room.

* scugi leaves when we start out for the next bar....believe this was due to him being afraid, since at midnite he was turning 65 he would have to do 65 shots of pabst blue ribbon or some other quality drink.....



GreaseSpoon Grill

* Everyone drinking, having good time....Becky drinking sampling their many tap beers, kimchek's wife has been drinking a martini at every tddoc bar and says the one here is the best one she has had...maybe related to the price as this place ain't cheap ....becky and her get into a debate about whether martinis get u messed up...becky says the only time she was messed up was when she was camping and drinking tequila and in that case she was wrecked big time...

* Yo gets a pix of this woman next to us with this hip wader boots, he did it with out her knowing, i was directing his shot and he then took the pix, finally got the shot....pretty cool

* Yo is talking to this asian gril at bar, she is drinking a super red martini and becky says she was adding sweet and low to it...anyway yo is rapping to her, trying to get her to join his t-rex short arm theory association or something and they are talking alot, he takes her pix, he mentions tddoc and she says something about she knows about tddoc....more about this later at the next bar.....

* geottle , russ are recruiting some blonde girl into tddoc and she is good looking and hanging all over geottle and we get some pix....she has some other girl friends there but there are not as friendly as this blonde who won't give her name, but we nickname her "trixie"…. Goettle gives her the tddoc site, but can't get her and friends to go to the next bar , everyone is getting ready to go to.

* tddoc Iron man eman walks from the bar saying he is going home and mutters something like:

"I am deeply aware of the disappointment and hurt that my leaving tddoc early tonite has caused to so many people, most of all my wife and children. I want to say again to everyone that I am profoundly sorry and that I ask forgiveness. It may not be possible to repair the liver damage I've done, but I want to do my best to try.

I would like to ask everyone, including my peeps, the good people at my tranny garage, beer fest partners, the TDDOC Tour, and my fellow PA TDDOC competitors, for their understanding. What's most important now is that my family has the time, privacy, and safe haven we will need for my personal liver healing.

After much soul searching, I have decided to take an indefinite break from TDDOC. I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and drinker.

Again, I ask for privacy for my family and I am especially grateful for all those who have offered me beers and cheesy bar jokes during this difficult period."


Everyone was in shock, we never thought he would be the one, he always the rock...rumor is he may be on the couch with oprah this week......also go to tmz.com for more details.


Sotto (old annex)

* Ska informs us he sold the wrangler at donation auction for $575, and he saw burkholder at orbital sciences, musso says he has seen hawker at newtown, but has not seen him out at any hh's or anything, everybody wondering where BB or hawker is…. tell some stories years ago of when the dry heave sinus kag team got politely kicked out of this place when it was annex once for swearing being loud, drunk and just basically drunkards...we always refer to it as a polite kick out as they cut off and the held door for us , unlike other bars where we got kicked out of where bouncers sometimes literally picked us up and threw us out the door onto the street (i.e. stone pony in Asbury park), or loudly demanded for us to leave NOW!!!!!!, etc, etc…………….

* Ska looking at Yo dig. Camera pix from the nite and sees at pix of the asian girl that yo was recruiting to his t-rex short arm theory assoc., from the greasespoon grill.... ska and tamps start flipping out saying that is the CAC…..the Crazy Asian Chic who was at a TDDOC long ago at BF when they met her and she was nuts.....how she explained she once had $ex with a dude and while probing around she felt what turned out to be colonscopy bag and she did some weird things with that....she drove to chicago once to do some weird stuff.....the stories had us all laughing.....

* around midnite, Everyone getting ready for one more bar, some people bailing....including myself as rumor is there is a check point at mrs G's on route one and there maybe others and i have top drive back to yardley, pa.....when i left Princeton park garage in my mustang cobra (hi-performance, loud exhaust) I had a princeton cop tail me, on my bumper all the way to the lawrence border ...amazingly he didn't pull me over....

Last Bar - Alchemist and Barrister - Tamps or someone else to provide stats addendum............


TDDOC day 4 recommendation, great sports bar, many tvs, good bar food, some crazy peeps:

Slocum's Bowl-O-Drome
1675 Pennington Road, Ewing, NJ, (609) 882-0661‎


A guess at the Attendees (somebody correct if needed):

Ska
Yo
Tamps
Goettle
Mosso
Pods
Mertz
Rease (sp?)
Jerry
Celeste
Polo
Gman
Su
benny
benny's friend
Eman
lisa eman
Scugi
Maria
Cole Howard
Cole's wife ( Lori?)
Randy
Kimchick
Cheryl
Cheryl's friend man
Cheryl's friend woman
REBECCA
Milot
Demile
Alba
Chris Bodi
2 of Chris' friends (at least)
Bubba

2009 TDDOC totals:

Alba	2
Alli	1
Andrew	1
Angela (Benny friend)	1
Art Nuefeld	1
Benny	2
BIG LOU	1
Bobo	2
Bode	1
Brett S	1
Bubba	1
Buttercup (PB ¬ for Princess Bride)	1
Celeste	1
Chaty	2
Chaty¹s friend	2
Chaty¹s wife	1
Cheryl	2
Christine S (C-Sel)	1
Chuck D	1
Cole Howard	3
CPL (Crack Pipe Larry)	1
Dave (Felicia¹s husband)	2
Dmile	2
Ed (Kimchick friend)	1
Eman	3
Eric T	1
Erin (Kimchick friend)	1
Felicia	2
German Michael	1
Gman	3
Goettle	2
Hans	1
Heather C	1
Heather S	1
Jason	1
Jerry (Mertz friend)	1
John W	1
Julian	1
Julie Nuefeld	1
Kaden	1
Katherine	1
Kimchick	3
Laura	1
Lisa Eman	2
Lori (Cole Wife)	1
Mark Pokryska ( x-S/A guy)	1
Mertz	1
Milot	3
Mosso	3
Mrs. Scugi	1
Pam Toft	1
Pods	3
Polo	1
Randy	2
Randy¹s Coworker from Jacksonville	1
REBECCA	3
Rich Toft	1
Scugi	3
Sharon A	1
Sharon H	1
Ska	1
Su	3
Tamps	3
Trent Eman	1
Tytla	1
Webster (The general)	1
Will T	1
Yo	2