There is a reason Day 12 stats are so late, the story involves broken promises, faded dreams, lost hopes and unfulfilled personal journey’s, but that is a story for another time. I will just say sorry it has taken so long….
Since writing about something that happened 3 weeks ago is far too difficult for an individual who can't remember what he had for lunch yesterday, Gman will tell the story of how day 12 could have went, if this were a beer commercial in the 80's (maybe 70's I don't really remember)
We all meet at the bar, Bobo says that Miller Light taste great, gman disagrees and says that it is less filling. I huge fight ensues, TDDoC participants and patrons of the bar choose sides, a huge riot erupts Bubba Smith and Bronco Nagurski join the fray. Eman on a stick (EOAS) jumps on the table and yells "sic semper tyrrannis" then attempts to jump on gman's back, forgetting that he has no arms, he slips and breaks his stick and limps away into the night... cole walks in grabs a beer and says "vini, vidi, I drank"... later cole is being stabbed in the back by a number of the taste great contingent and can be heard saying "et tu mosso" as he falls to the ground. The "Less filling" group threatens to secede from the NJ chapter of the TDDoC. Trent Eman threatens to march through Pennington and burn the town if he can't get a decent quesadilla. Dorian see's Donna say hello to Tamp gets the wrong idea, commits a double murder, leaves a bloody glove and could last be seen racing away in a white ford bronco with Big Lou. Goettle stands up in regal way and says what a king would say, "Can't we all just get along".
Fed up with the proceedings, Ryan Goettle then takes a shot glass and throws it threw a mirror and yells "Listen up, I don't like fighting, you people are all fighting, it makes me sick just to be in here". Cooler heads prevail, the fighting ceases. We eat lots of pizza and receive a huge bill and drag our near lifeless bodies away. Walking away Bobo punches gman in the face and says it taste great, b*tch.
Traditionally at this time everyone is invited to join the mythic TDDoMLK but stats are so late that TDDoMLK is over… We will be in contact for other events
Most valuable drinker and winner of the Coveted Purple Moose Award
Gman (only because he already has the award so no exchange is necessary)
Rookie of the Year
Cole Howard
Comeback Drinker Award
Judd (Val kilmer) he was out TDDoC of action since 2002 when the VA chapter shutdown
and away from the NJ chapter since 1999
Best Stats
Jana Day 9 at Santino's
You have been Ska'd (Yelled at because you were too loud)
Gman at Santino's
You have been Hawk'd (Asked to leave the bar)
Gman at Santino's
Junior Drinker of the year
Ryan Goettle even if was only milk that he was drinking, he drank it
with finesse
Recruiter of the year
Tamp lot's of biker friends brought into the fold
Innovation Award
Sharon Ang for forming a new chapter in PA
Noticeably Absent:
Alli, Mindy, Jeff C, Colleen, Other Donna (OD),
Lauren, Anna, Big Al, Big Al's Pat (BAP), Sonya, Rachel, Joe Willy, WC
Julie, Kimchick, Cheryl K, Chorba, Tim S, Tool, Maria (the Swede), other
Joe (OJ - not the double murder guy), Joy.... et al
Final Point Tally (if there are errors please send them to me and I will ensure that our historian (bobo) gets the correct tally)
Adam 1
Adrienne (Mrs Yo) 1
Amato 1
Andrew 2
Arounkone 1
Art N 3
BB 1
Ben T 1
Big Lou 6
Bill H 1
Billionaire Pat Worth 3
Blair 1
Bobo 6
Brandy (BPW wife) 1
Bryan (Cole) 1
Brendan (BPW friend) 2
Brody 1
Chris Bode 3
Chuck DePalma 1
Cole 12
Paul Conway 2
Conway brother in law Roger 1
Conway niece Ann 1
Conway sister in law Joan 1
Conway wife Jean 1
Cory M 1
Cory W 1
CPK 1
CPL 2
Danielle 1
Danwebster 1
Dave (Felicia's husband) 1
Dave Peterson 1
Dmile 5
Donna 7
Dorian 8
Earl (Tamp Friend) 1
El Chorba 1
Eman 8
Eman on a stick 4
Eric T 3
Erik (Cole) 1
Felicia 9
German Micheal 3
Gina (Big Fish Barkeep) 2
Gman 12
Goettle 12
Heather (Judd wife) 1
Jag 3
Jamie Scugi 1
Jana 4
Jason 3
Jeff T (Tamps friend) 2
Jeremy V 2
Jessica (Mrs Scugi Friend) 1
Jim Judd 1
John (Chorba work friend) 1
Judy B (Melanie friend) 1
Julian 4
Julie N 1
Kaden 2
Karen (Chorba work friend) 1
Katherine 5
Keith (BLK) 1
Kurt (Bobo neighbor) 1
Larry (NCP) 2
Laura 7
Lisa Eman 5
Liz (Katherine sister) 2
Lori (Cole Wife) 1
Lou D 3
Marissa (Felicia friend) 1
Marissa's twin sister 1
Mary T 2
Maureen D 2
Melanie 1
Mel Farris 2
Mertz 6
Michele D 2
Michelle (Chorba work friend) 1
Mike C 1
Milot 8
Mosso 11
Mrs Scugi 4
Nick T 1
Nicole (Americana Barkeep) 1
Neil (Rich and Pam Friend) 1
No Job Rob 1
OJ Marc 4
Pam T (Tamps friend) 3
Pods 1
Polo 1
Rachel (BLK) 1
Randy 7
Rich T (Tamps friend) 3
Rose 1
Ryan G 7
Sage 1
Scugi 7
Sean (OJ Marc friend) 1
Shannon (Mrs Scugi Friend) 1
Sharon A 2
Sharon H 4
Ska 8
Steve (OJ Marc friend) 2
Stu 1
Su 9
Tamp 12
The Mechanic 2
Tommy (Wendy friend) 1
Trent Eman 4
Uvegas 2
Wendy (Chorba work friend) 1
Will T 1
Yvette G 7
Yo 3
1 comment:
I hope, it's OK
Post a Comment