Day 12: The same as Day 12 every year, will be at Conte's in Princeton at Noon
So there we were. at the scene of the crime. last year's crime. would it be repeated? that was the first question to be answered. 2nd question was how would she look?
Day 11 - I guess really it's Night 11, since we seem to be doing all of these drinking things after dark. We gathered at the Yankee Doodle Tap Room in the heart of Princeton. The guest of honor, the always lovely, the very talented, Miss Polo, was there wearing a fabulous red sweater with navy blue slacks and a tiara. Not the least bit intimidated by last year's "incident", she was bubbly, friendly, proudly introducing the night's TDDoC participants to her work colleagues. Miss Polo holds a special place in our collective heart - she stood by us back when the rest of the world sneered at this crazy endeavor, she encouraged us to persevere despite the brutal odds. "Endeavor to persevere" she sould say to us each nite. And we did.
We were honored by a new attendee to the 2006 season, probably because he was 100% sure it was safe to come out - maybe because he knew Polo and Arlene the Pit Bull would be there to protect him if anything should go wrong - CPL (Crack Pipe Larry) made his debut , and though he's no Polo when it comes to fashion sense or looks or table manners, we were all glad his mom let him out of the house for even a brief amount of time. Also in attendance were Ska, Eman, Scugi, Goettle, Neufeld, BIG AL, OJ's Brother Marc, and Mr. Mertz & family.
There were also several thousand of Polo's closest friends and fans, and the lack of room here prevents me from naming them all. They were a diverse group that included the thought-to-be-extinct Evolutionary Psychologist, who just completed the greatest PhD thesis of all time - the topic was kissing. And it wasn't just re-hash of common kissing theory, it also covered heretofore unexplored areas like what do if you get caught kissing your wife's best friend or making out with the family dog. To complete the 1500 page tome, she had to kiss thousands of men and women and ass. We can't wait for the movie - especially the parts that have the hot lesbo action.
Mertz arrived rather late to the scene, and yes, Mertz, you do get a point for your late, but graceful and gallant entry onto the scene, and so do the kids you obviously rented for the evening. The kids are all good-looking & intelligent, just the way Mr. Mertz might be if he wasn't the way he was. And Mr. Mertz got his money's worth for the evening, as the kids did a fantastic job of feigning excitement over having their photos taken with Papa Mertz, Ska, and Eman. Sure the excitement was a bit obscured by the desperate utterings of "I'm in teenage hell - my dad's friends have just come over to the table and now there are these 3 dorks around me and one has a camera and my friends are gonna come by any second and ridicule me 'til I'm 35. If only I could melt into these chairs or become invisible." Now, that's what the younger people heard; however to the older folks it sounded like the kids were saying "please, take more photos" and "I wanna be next to daddy in the picture" and "Dad, your friends are almost as cool as Fonzie, ayyyyyyyyyy."
It was time to wrap things up at the Tap Room and head over to Katmandu, where there were plenty of silicone sisters with manager misters. Yes, for the 2nd year in a row, the theme at Katmandu was "breasts on dispay - good or bad?" In attendance to help with the decision-making were Dorian, Donna, Janna and friend, Sage, perennial fan-favorite and ladies' man, BIG LOU, Tamp, Ska, Eman, Goettle, and Yo and wife, Adrienne (the star in Rocky, Rocky 2, Rocky 3, Rocky 4, and Rocky 5 - haven't seen the latest one, so you'll have to ask her yourself if she was in it). I think a lot of us thought that it wasn't such a bad theme. Sure there could be improvements, but that's what plastic surgery is for.
A lot of us are bit worn out by this year's shenanigins, so there's not much to tell about the Kat. Our bartender was not very attentive, but I think she was only 15 years old - must be off from school today. Donna and Goettle were trying to come up with a good X-mas shot but to no avail. It was Bud Light nite at the Kat, where you could trade poker chips for Bud Light in an Aluminum Bottle? Yes, the only thing keeping Bud Light from winning the grand prize at the Great American Beer Tasting Contest was its hokey bottle. I think they should fire Moe, Larry, Curly, or whoever is running Anheuser Busch. Why can't they make a beer that DOESN"T SUCK SO MUCH?
Here are some helper stats from Scugi:
CPL comes to my desk and 4 pm and says, "lets go" all off a sudden on day 11 the urge has hit him. CPL to mac machine, scugi to gas station and we are off. Parking easy and we are at bar and served by 4:15 pm, glorius, CPL is finally able to come across, little does he know that Marissa the mad kisser will be in attendance. Seems Polo's friend has just completed PHD in evolutionary psychology and her thesis was in kissing. She has kissed and studied over 1600 men and woman and CPL is figuring he is next, she did have nice lips. If I could have gotten just a little drunker I am sure we could have found out the origin of oral sex but we might need to save that for TDDoC 07
Well that's all for now folks. See you at Conte's.
Scoring through 9 Days:
Ska 10
Rose 4
E-man 9
Bobo 4
Sir Nicholas of Bobo 1
G-man 8
Scugi 11
Tamp 10
Kaden 1
Tool 1
Goettle 11
Mertz 4
4 Mertz Angels 1 point each
Yo 4
Adrienne (Mrs Yo) 2
BB 2
Buffy 1
TMAC 1
The Other Joe (OJ) 4
The Other Joe’s Brother (OJ Mark) 8
The Swede 2
Dorian 6 (+1*)
Donna 9
Billionaire Pat Worth 3
BIG LOU 10
M. Taddei 1
Su 4
Cory 2
Julian 2
Lisa Eman 1
Trent 1
Kimchick 5
Cheryl 2
MD 4
Larry Not Crack Pipe (LNCP) 3
Mel 4
Jeff 1
Stu 6
Randy 2
Laura 4
Katherine 1
Arunkone 1
BIG AL 8
Megan 1
Sonya 3
Guffar 1
Tytla 2
Uji 1
Rob (not Bob) 1
Porsche Linda 1
Milot 3 (+1*)
Neufeld 3
East Coast Julie 1
Blair 1
Tony Giacobbe (1*)
Roy O 2
Maria Scugi 2
Curt 1
Bennie 1
Big Al’s Pat 6
Alyssa 1
DMilot 3
Colleen 3
Janna 3
Sage 1
Robin 1
Polo 2
Illman 1
Illman friend Beth 1
Yvette 3
Danielle 1
assorted other Big Al friends 1
Crack Pipe Larry 1
Crack Pipe Larry's Business Card 4
Erin the Red & White 1
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